Comeasur, Steve Bryze
GoldenEye Rank: 102 ::

{His Version} Comeasurus, the *RAWR*inator. First appearing in the Elite Chatroom just over a month ago, this newbie has already managed to make a major mark on The Elite. Firstly by allowing Ngamer to refer to him as "Comeasurus", then by becoming the only person who Ngamer's ever given a custom title to instantly, then by being named the Coolest Newbie of the Year, and finally by coming up with the idea for an Elite Summer Contest (and by a having a major role in its Selection Committee). Quite a first month, and he has kept going strong since then, but now in the world of Goldeneye, where he recently achieved his 3rd(!) World Record. On a personal note, he loves legitimate theatre, and is addicted to Mountain Dew. (I think we all know what that means! *wink wink*)

(Erm... he's into plays, and caffeine.)

Perfectdie, Andy Davis
:: Perfect Dark Rank: REMOVED

Hates Ten Pages of You. Without a doubt, the most infamous man in Elite history. Always at odds with the community at large for both a lack of PD proof and his annoying postings, his eventual removal from both the boards and the rankings in January of 2001 proved to be one of the all-time highlights in our history. Not because of his final, horrible post itself, nor even because he was finally gone for good (though that was certainly a big plus)... what was really special was the aftermath, in which he was serenaded by Ngamer and Mr. Food in a truly classic reworking of Don McLean's American Pie. I think the chorus said it best:

So bye, bye, Mr. Perfect Die.
You're an asshole, you're a moron,
and we wish you would fry.

Breck Fressen, Breckish
GoldenEye Rank: 111 :::: Perfect Dark Rank: 170

{His Version} Master of OverCash. Breck is one of those guys who made it into the Contest (and with a more than decent seeding, as well) not because of great gaming talent, but rather because of his many useful contributions to the Elite. Yes, Breck may have only reached 120th in PD and 75 in GE during his career (though he did have some good multi success, including being one of only a handful to beat 4-player Challenge 30 with a single friend) has contributed more than anyone else in the department that really counts around these parts: videos. Just shortly after the final death of BDG's useful but problem-plagued movie server 2 years ago, Breck stepped onto the scene. He first attempted to solve the problem by linking to vids thrown up at odd places all over the 'net, but gave up when they kept going down. So he went to work on getting them all hosted himself, and by the time t-e.n hit its stride he and Derek had combined to get over 500 movies online. For over a year we experienced the fastest, most reliable downloads ever seen... until Overcash himself (the actual man) came down with mono and could no longer keep running the server. We keep our fingers crossed for the day the movies come back up... Until that time, say "thanks" to the man who made it all possible, with a vote.

Bizichyld, Dan Wendt
GoldenEye Rank: 83 :::: Perfect Dark Rank: 31

{His Version} The Martha Stewart of The Elite. Winner of the highly-coveted "how do you spell that, again?" nickname award for 2002, this skilled gamer has indeed been a phonetically correct 'busy child' over the past year and a half. He made an impressive and consistent rise through the rankings during most of last year, finally capping it all off in 26th place... and with an untied WR all to his own, in 1:22 AF1 SA. Even better, he was quick to prove himself with a tape sent off to Ngamer. These days you can find him attempting to do the same thing in the world of Goldeneye, where he is competing well as a member of The Elite Chatter's Rivalry. Speaking of which, he is a regular in the Chatroom, as well as an active and well-respected poster on the message boards. There he is probably most famous for the fantastic cakes he has recently begun baking for each member of the community on their birthdays. The number of candles may not always be dead-on, but its the thought that counts, right? Perhaps you should be thinking of Bizi in return... to the tune of a few votes! ...erm, no, wait, make that one. Just one.