The First Week. {June 5th - 10th} This was how the contest got off to a start, as this log covers from Greg K's first match to Matt Cook's opening battle. There's some classic stuff in here, including what was one of the funniest moments of the entire Contest, when Tyler came up with the idea to invite Jimbo into the room, then have everyone remain dead silent for an entire minute. At that point, we would all yell "FAG" at once. It worked brilliantly, as Jim was FAGed 10 times in just two seconds. Has to be seen to be believed.

Jimbo Gets P'Zoned. {June 8th} Afterwards, we moved to a new chat, where we would simultaneously tell Jimbo he'd just been pwned. Check the results... in Technicolor! [HTML VERSION]

More of Week Two. {June 16th - 19th} After some friends accidentally restarted overnight, I was forced to scramble for votes the following morning (and not for the last time, unfortunately). But the main highlight here has to be how Come took the FV to its limits for the first time, attempting to fool people with a total of three fake screen names. After he was booted himself, we doubled-teamed to form a beautiful bury-job.

Week Three, whoo! {June 25th - 28th} At the start of the log, Come's nutty idea to put Eliter's pics up on hotornot.com (though we actually did pretty well, collectively) leads to Shade posting some pics from school. It was here that we came across "Pavla," who was soon elevated to the status of goddess, later becoming the unofficial Contest mascot. These three days also saw two matches come down to a single vote, as Breck sneaked by Bizi and Wes just barely topped Wabs. Come see our reactions!

Backboosted! {July 4th - 11th} The funniest night of Chat... ever. My oh my... I don't know if I would say I was proud to be a part of this, but I do know that I laughed until I fell out of my chair. * Warning - Not Work-Safe! * Well, Come and Woll were chatting, and (as per usual) the topic turned to pornography. Soon they had created a brand-new Elite, complete with heated PR competition. I'm just going to throw out selected highlights... but you absolutely MUST read this entire thing. Do it! [HTML VERSION]

Youse Doesn't Get Mad. {July 26th} ...he gets even. Yes, an ill-timed stunt by Come and Company threatens to tear the Contest completely apart, as Bryan gets more angry that he's even been, and begins taking drastic actions. By the time it was all over, Come was banned for life, and Jimbo was fully reinstated! What a wild night! [HTML VERSION]

The Final Four. {July 31st} In what was to be my final FV (since Youse ended up running the last two), me and Come and the rest of the Chat Crew pulled out all the stops in DQing each other. Also, see the reaction to the last few matches.